Week 12 Roundup

Monday 30 March 2009, 5.49am HKT


[Roundup for 23-29 March 2009]

jupiter“I mean, it says you shouldn’t worship any other gods, yet, they keep worshipping a book that has been repeatedly rewritten, retranslated and customised to fit each fork of the creed. Those people are immune to reason. Eventually, the sea fills with drowners, so others can walk on the backs of the dead—it’s barbaric, but it works. How would they know about rafts?”

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“What [the newspaper] didn’t tell its readers—and its readers are too dim to work out themselves—is that it is not naked children that gets kiddie fiddlers moist in the gusset, but little children, full-stop.”

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“Self-improvement is mental masturbation.”

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“Most shy girls are ugly and most hot chicks are whores. Your hand will never let you down, so why don’t you just stick with that?”

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“We have the ability to give men with experience back their youth.”

(Proposed slogan for plastic surgeons for male patients, 23 March 2009)

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birthday-adsense-cheque“They don’t care. They only want to cash your cheque.”

(Young drug-rehab attendee attacked and injured by rehab staff with cigarette ends, 11pm, 23 March 2009)

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“There are consequences to being ‘chosen.’ Destiny …  is … a … fickle bitch.”

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3 Responses to “Week 12 Roundup”

  1. Vivien said

    The first one is from Tarrot’s reading ??
    ““Self-improvement is mental masturbation.”………..wa hahahahaha

    Like

  2. Matt said

    I love quotes. Keep it up!

    Like

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