Sidhu one-liners

Thursday 23 April 2009, 5.20am HKT

1. “There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.”

2. “Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.”

3. “Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.”

4. “Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!”

5. “As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.”

6. “Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!”

7. “He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.”

8. “One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.”

9. “Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.”

10. “Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.”

11. “You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.”

12. “The cat with gloves catches no mice.”

13. “Age has been [the] perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.”

14. “You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.”

15. “He is like a one-legged man in a bum-kicking competition.”

(via I.M. Divya’s email (excerpts), 22 April 2009)

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