Tip of my tongue for Week 25

Sunday 26 June 2011, 5.08pm HKT


HEARD or seen or passed on to me for the week of 20-26 June 2011.

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WORDPLAYS & MINDGAMES

He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back-up plan.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

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HEARD

“How’s he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?”

(17 June)

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REALITY, DEFINED

Coffee: Aqueous extract of burnt beans.

(12 June)

No fair way to trade rainforest for coffee.

(12 June)

Worse thingz dhan in yohr toilet awr in yohr kitchen sink.

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