Friday 7 October 2011, 6.28pm HKT
SEEMS LIKE we’ve got a meal theme going on here, so I’ll just run with it, thank you very much.
McBongo 100% Naturally Artificial Ghastly Glasshouse Wilted Veggie Garden Salad with Faux Italianate Unctuous Medicated Ointment Salad Dressing
Semi-Congealed Hongkie WW2 Vintage Powdered Eggyolk Egg Tart With Enough LSD To Make Aldous Huxley and Timothy Leary Scream With Joy
Better-Living-Through-Chemistry Nuclear-Proof Grenade-Quality Pineapple Bun With Nothing Inside
QUAFFED DOWN WITH
Hungarian Aluminium Oxide Chemical Disaster British Petroleum Oilspill Certified O.J. Simpson Endorsed Bird Flu Weaponised Orange Juice
AND ACCOMPANIED BY
Criminally Overpriced Genetically Engineered to Hell and Back Peanuts Fakely Roasted in Honey from Angry Sweatshop Bumble Bees Pretending to be from President Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm
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It’s vegetarian, if you care to excuse the egg and lard components in the making of the egg tart and pine-Luft-waffle bun — suitable for those srsly pretending pretentiously to mourn at S.J.’s passing (*smirk*).
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