Notes: Crime

Tuesday 8 November 2011, 5.33am HKT


“If guns cause crime, do cameras cause child porn?”

Yes, kill all cameras before they take over the world.

Extrapolation: Do vaginas cause rape?

© The Naked Listener’s Weblog, 2011.

2 Responses to “Notes: Crime”

  1. What about the instances of rape where there is no vagina? Wouldn’t the object used TO rape be the cause of the rape? Guns=Crime, Camera=Porn, Instrument (Penis/Dildo/Misc.)=Rape. If Vagina=Rape it would be Gunshot Victim=Crime, Child=Porn, right?

    And this is why my philosophy professors always nodded, smiled, and moved on when I said anything. Lol

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