Only if it’s not a sinking ship…
Tuesday 27 August 2013, 12.26am HKT
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I actually have a checklist for behaving like an ungrateful rat deserting a sinking ship in broad daylight.
(This should be relevant if you’ve read yesterday’s post: “Too comfy in your job lately?”)
When your company is in a scandal (regardless of seriousness).
Quit early before the news hits the decks
… and drag your name down along with it.
The official requirement of a scandal is a SCAPEGOAT. Let that not be you, even remotely. If YOU yourself is involved in a scandal, then leave even quicker. Be nice, don’t sacrifice others when you depart — leave something for the company for scapegoating.
The moment your employers look like they’re going to belly up.
Kind of obvious, no?
Trust me, you don’t want to delay this. The law firm of Sue, Runn and Grabbit recommends you run while there’s still cash in the till…
If you’re not ‘being challenged’ enough in your present position.
That’s assuming you’re not ‘challenged’ yourself. If you are, then you might rethink this.
If or when you’re learning nothing new, or
if there’s nothing new to learn.
Your job is likely to be replaceable by a robot anyway in a few years’ time.
Not suggesting that your place of employment should be treated like a school or a place for learning things, but if nothing new’s happening, then your job could easily be automated anyway. Witness the automated ‘customer checkout’ tills (cashier points) in American supermarkets in recent times.
If upper management is into the Mushroom Theory of Management.
“They keep you in the dark, feed you shit, and then pick on you.”
If and when the supervisor or manager starts
keeping you out of the loop.
It’s also a sign that they’re planning to get a scapegoat (you) for something.
Why else would they do it, if not that?
If the work actually makes you ill.
It’s not that your well-being is important (it is). It’s more because that which can make you ill typically isn’t covered by your company’s health-and-safety insurance or your own medical insurance. Witness the workers in fossil-fuel power stations vs. nuclear power plants: the ‘fossils’ typically get nothing.
When you’re no longer passionate about the work you do.
That assumes you’re not a swellhead to begin with.
If you are, you need to unstick your head out of your bum and
take some kind of antidote to your own self-importance.
If your CV says you’re ‘passionate’ about something that you were hired on, then you’d better ditch the place when you’re sick and tired of the fuggin’ work and the fuggin’ people. You shouldn’t let the company use this ‘passion’ excuse on you first.
When there’s no room for advancement, if there’s no pay raise.
What’s the point, right?
If the company is changing the original goals
that you were hired to help achieve.
(Or ‘has changed,’ as the case may be.)
If not the goals, then the job specifications that you were originally hired to do.
Broadly speaking for any job, the work responsibilities and the job title rise up but the pay sinks down. That’s just not acceptable in the least. Seriously, if you’ve joined a company that does this to you, then it’s probably trying to shaft you with something un-get-outtable (like making YOU out as defrauding THEIR customers). Get my point, old son?
“Alpha Mike Foxtrot” *
Because you got a better job elsewhere.
* AMF = “Adios, motherf@cker(s)!”
Preferably AFTER the new employer has hired you for your passion, integrity, etc, in your chosen field, on the job specs stated, for the remuneration package promised.
And then the bloody cycle begins again!
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