Better a tourist than a disgrace like you
Monday 30 December 2013, 5.32am HKT
Hong Kong, 4.16am local time, 12°C (53°C)
I received the following email only minutes ago from a visitor to this blog, and I’m floored.
“I find your posts uneducated. You have a poor attitude to life. You are a bad example of the further destruction of our great Hong Kong culture and identity.
“You are just another tourist who came to live here but choose to take the side of equally pathetic foreigners.
“You do not write about the many good things of Hong Kong, which is one of the best cities in the world. You will not even write in your own mother language Chinese because you have not learned self-respect.
“You refer to yourself in some of your posts as a ‘Chinaman,’ which I need to remind you is a term of discrimination against the Chinese people used by foreigners who you love so much.”
— ‘Butthole Surfer’ (email, received 30 Dec 2013 at 04.10 hours HKT)
“Dear Butthole Surfer,
YOU’RE AN IDIOT.
“Well, that’s just your opinion, man.
“As a true-blue Chinaman myself, you need to go to hell and don’t come back.
“You’re a disgrace.
“Do you know what a f*ckface looks like? Get a mirror.
“在未來，請使用中文來寫 (‘In future, please write in Chinese’)
“Now pull up your knickers and go play with the wall socket.
“Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear to you, c*nt.”
(Email sent 30 Dec 2013 at 04.11 hours HKT)
What a Billy-no-mates twat…
An ignoramus is what you get when you cross a dumbshit with an asshole.
My imaginary friend thinks Butthole Surfer has serious mental issues.
But according to my meds, that individual is simply a side effect.
I don’t insult people … I just describe them.
Some people are as useless as tits on a nun…
And if I get a response from this individual (and, trust me, the chances are actually quite high), tell me what I should say.
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