Laddie’s takin’ names and kickin’ ass

Friday 17 July 2015, 11.12am HKT


9.46am local time, 30°C (86°F) but the AC’s on (so it’s 19°/66°F)

cat wagging tail

I’M not really one for naming anything that breathes at night, but it’ll do this time.

Yes, I know that sentence is ambiguous, — it’s NAMING things at night, not things that BREATHE at night, thankyouverymuch.

It’s English, c’mon.

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EXHIBIT ‘A’

First, I’m clearly winning some nice money because ‘they’ couldn’t see laddie has Vader eyes.

Well, Vader sockets and eyebrows.

vader eyes

Lord Vader’s goggles, non-reflective

“I find your lack of Force disturbing…”

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Laddie’s goggles

Notice it’s the trailing part that resembles

“I find your reventilated Farts inside your suit disturbingly fail…”

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EXHIBIT ‘B’

Second, I’m winning some serious money on the names front, peeps.

Here’s the betting options I made as early as 3 July 2015:—

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Hedging my bets FIVE days before birth

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WHEET WHEEO…

(Yes, that’s the correct ‘spelling’ for the sound of whistling. So now you know.)

Laddie is now…

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Name chosen 00.31 hours local time on Friday, 17 July 2015 (10 days after to the minute).

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Sheep fly too, just not in the way we thought

Nobody bets against The Naked Listener and walk away with his shirt still on. Ever.

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Images: Darth Vader’s eyes originally via imgur | Flying sheep via 4chan. The rest by me.

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3 Responses to “Laddie’s takin’ names and kickin’ ass”

  1. Try Yoda. I tried to name my kid Yoda and got over-ruled. Been trying to name every one’s kid Yoda since then.

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  2. Ed Hurst said

    I saw one — poor baby — I swear he reminded me of Darth Maul. ;)

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