Laddie’s takin’ names and kickin’ ass

9.46am local time, 30°C (86°F) but the AC’s on (so it’s 19°/66°F)

I’M not really one for naming anything that breathes at night, but it’ll do this time.

Yes, I know that sentence is ambiguous, — it’s NAMING things at night, not things that BREATHE at night, thankyouverymuch.

It’s English, c’mon.

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EXHIBIT ‘A’

First, I’m clearly winning some nice money because ‘they’ couldn’t see laddie has Vader eyes.

Well, Vader sockets and eyebrows.

Lord Vader’s goggles, non-reflective

“I find your lack of Force disturbing…”

Laddie’s goggles

Notice it’s the trailing part that resembles

“I find your reventilated Farts inside your suit disturbingly fail…”

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EXHIBIT ‘B’

Second, I’m winning some serious money on the names front, peeps.

Here’s the betting options I made as early as 3 July 2015:—

Hedging my bets FIVE days before birth

(click image for full size)

WHEET WHEEO…

(Yes, that’s the correct ‘spelling’ for the sound of whistling. So now you know.)

Laddie is now…

Name chosen 00.31 hours local time on Friday, 17 July 2015 (10 days after to the minute).

Sheep fly too, just not in the way we thought

Nobody bets against The Naked Listener and walk away with his shirt still on. Ever.

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Images: Darth Vader’s eyes originally via imgur | Flying sheep via 4chan. The rest by me.

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