Xmas Dalek-orate

Monday 23 December 2013, 12.01am HKT

It’s 23rd December, folks, which means today is properly when Christmas decorations are traditionally put up (or put up with).

xmas dalek de-cor-ate


Would you like a cup of tea instead?

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We’d started and done it WEEKS ago!

Now pull up your panties and go play with the power socket.

Images via Imgur (top) and c4c (bottom).



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Running slow and waiting for a drink

Saturday 21 December 2013, 1.21pm HKT

12.49pm local time, 15°C (59°F), cool and warming up

MY spherical objects residing in my trunks have just finished thawing from the cold of the last two or three days. This ex-British/now-Chinese colony of Hong Kong had just warmed 5 degrees this morning.

xmas twerking

My left-side auxiliary spherical object down in my trunks

Nothing new happening with me right now. I’m just tired and fagged out. Only thing worth mentioning was this conversation from this morning:—

“What’s your wish for Christmas?”
“I wish that others stop asking me what I’m wishing for.”

Other than that, this is how I feel…

cat wagging tail

Got better balls than I have right now…

Until I finish writing up that stupid year-end review of mine that probably nobody wants to read because it’s a tl;dr kind of deal, I’m back on the bottle…

whisky pouring

Wished my bottle would pour this unendingly…

By the way, it’s Winter Solstice on Saturday, 21 December 2013 at 5.11pm UTC/GMT — or Sunday the 22nd at 1.11am Hong Kong time. It’s an almighty family reunion time for the Chinese — another excuse for a booze-up!

(Images via Imgur)



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Make it a memorable Xmas, hehehe

Friday 20 December 2013, 12.15am HKT

NOW that you’ve managed to put up your expensive, culturally literate, politically correct Xmas tree, why not make it a super memorably exciting event for family and friends?

Highly memorable candy canes

Candy canes. The red ones are SRIRACHA-flavoured, the green ones WASABI-flavoured. Say nothing, and let it all be a surprise. A nice, warm, heart-felt accent to the festive season.


A taste of the East Meets West, eh?

Memorable hosital Xmas glove tree

Variety, as they say, is the spice of life. (Geddit?)

Be nice, and give your folks and pals the opportunity to feel the exhilaration of seeing different Christmassy things.

If and when they’re ambulanced away and see something resembling the above, you’ll know with near certainty that your next Christmas will cost less — fewer bodies to come round gumming up your place.

Like they say too, a man’s home is his castle…

Hehehe. Hehehe…

(Images via Imgur)



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