Bikini girl, ca. 1979

Friday 11 April 2014, 7.24am HKT


6.30am local time, 23°C (73°F), fine

A blast from the past from the ASCII hall of fame.

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Wow, it really doesn’t take much anymore, does it? :/

She’s so deformed on mobile, jeez.

One more…

(ASCII artwork via Imgur)

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The Year of the Horse isn’t a euphemism

Wednesday 12 February 2014, 3.40am HKT


The horse-head proposes

9pm local time, 8°C (45°F), overcast and chilly

THIS is my long-promised but SRSLY delayed Chinese New Fear Year post for the Year of the Woodchip Particleboard Horse.

The Chinese Year of the Wood Horse (Whores?) began a whole week ago last Friday (31 Jan) at 23h00 Hong Kong time (Thursday, 30 Jan, 16h00 UTC).

With that kind of delay, anybody could reasonable hit back that I might as well put out a 2014 Christmas post instead. Point taken.

Interestingly, the original ‘lede’ was to have been “Torommow will be…”

Yes, folks, ‘torommow’ is the latest Hong Kong spelling of ‘tomorrow.’ So now my readers are hip, flip and no blip in the hip-speak scene.

Like all Horse years, this year will be a year of horsetrading.

Dafuqizdat?

(Some words and pictures offensive to prudes, or exciting to w@nkers)

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Running slow and waiting for a drink

Saturday 21 December 2013, 1.21pm HKT


12.49pm local time, 15°C (59°F), cool and warming up

MY spherical objects residing in my trunks have just finished thawing from the cold of the last two or three days. This ex-British/now-Chinese colony of Hong Kong had just warmed 5 degrees this morning.

xmas twerking

My left-side auxiliary spherical object down in my trunks

Nothing new happening with me right now. I’m just tired and fagged out. Only thing worth mentioning was this conversation from this morning:—

“What’s your wish for Christmas?”
“I wish that others stop asking me what I’m wishing for.”

Other than that, this is how I feel…

cat wagging tail

Got better balls than I have right now…

Until I finish writing up that stupid year-end review of mine that probably nobody wants to read because it’s a tl;dr kind of deal, I’m back on the bottle…

whisky pouring

Wished my bottle would pour this unendingly…

By the way, it’s Winter Solstice on Saturday, 21 December 2013 at 5.11pm UTC/GMT — or Sunday the 22nd at 1.11am Hong Kong time. It’s an almighty family reunion time for the Chinese — another excuse for a booze-up!

(Images via Imgur)

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