Truly scary, even for Halloween

Friday 1 November 2013, 2.40am HKT


On Halloween Day, I became an official employee of the CIA.

My official staff card as proof:—

id card cranial insertion agency 1

HEHEHEHE…

Better than the other end, innit?

(Created via Big Huge Labs)

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One more job applicant

Tuesday 12 February 2013, 3.36am HKT


pope looking for a new job po5hg0u

He says his callsign is Papa Benefit Sixteen and is sitting outside my office

*Sniggers*

Sorry about this to any “Cats” out there. I just can’t resist this. (I’m no “Prod” myself.)

Some unknown guy (could only be a guy) on some imageboard put in this even bigger jab:—

pope chosen by god quits w83fxtc

Ouch

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For my money’s worth, I personally feel sad he’s quitting because—

pope 8 years of jokes bacexlh

Now that’s a far, far bigger loss

(All images via m4f)

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POSTSCRIPT

I know you’re all counting, and it’s true — this IS the 999th post. (Geddit???)

*Snorg*

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Trini joke

Thursday 4 November 2010, 4.13am HKT


Two Trinis wukkin’ in de same office.

One wanted some time off, but knew de boss wouldn’t allow him to take leave.

He decided to act crazy so de boss wud tell him to take a few deys off. He hung upside down from de ceiling.

So de other Trini ask him, “Whey you doin’?”

“Ah pretendin’ to be ah lightbulb so de boss will tink ah crazy and give meh time off for ah few days.”

Just then de boss walks in. “Whey de arse you doin’?”

“Ah is ah lightbulb,” the Trini say.

De boss then said, “Man, you stress out. You need ah few days off to recover. Go home and come back when youse feel better.”

De other Trini start walking out da door too.

De boss ask de other Trini, “Whey de hell you tink you goin’?”

De other Trini replied, “Ah’sa going home. Ah kant wuk in de dark.”

(For crying out loud, it’s a really bad joke.)

(via email, 04 Nov 2010)

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