Which comfort food?

Wednesday 8 July 2015, 1.41am HKT


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The Evil Sandwich

Americans and Chinese living abroad are the ones who will ask what your ‘comfort food’ is.

It sounds almost as if they’re unhappy or or sad or something living overseas — as if they’re on some hardship posting whilst on corporate relocation package, superannuation, etc, etc, etc. Never mind. Money cannot buy happiness, after all.

So what is my favourite comfort food in my locality or country?

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Knickers in a twist: Americano in China (2/2)

Tuesday 25 September 2012, 12.57pm HKT


FROM PART 1

LET’S CONTINUE with our story from four days ago about Mr Chicken Chowmein Fajita mulling over the ins and outs of studying in China for his second degree.

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Asking the right people the right questions early

via Advice Doctor

ASKING the right question is the right answer, they say.

My version is right questions + right people + early = half the battle won (or lost).

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The right people

It’s only common sense to have immediate and serious discussions with your ‘academic enforcement/parole officers‘ before committing to anything:—

a. plenty of M.A. admissions officers — to see if the subject discipline and Chinese qualifications are officially or legally admissible (as every law student knows the legal retort “We recognise the evidence to be inadmissible”) and viable for employment

b. lots of graduate placement officers — even more important because they’re the front line sweating profusely to place unplaceable graduates with weird, ivory-tower academic degrees (like comparative palaeoanthropolinguistics!) that the normal outside world can’t even spell, let alone heard of

c. some loan officers — to see the average length of time of loan repayment (especially frequency of repayment deferments) for people in your chosen academic discipline: if this doesn’t clue you in on the employability or ‘earnability’ of your intended calling, I don’t know what will

No need to give people a hard time and ambush them with journalistic-style questioning. Be frank and tell them upfront and early what you want to ask, what you need to know, why you want to know, and what the picture is several years down the line for your academic choices. Simple as that.

In law, this a–b–c thing is the process called ‘discovery’ used in civil litigation.

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The right questions

via New Life on the Road

Sample questions to ask:—

  • is the subject itself formally admissible here for M.A. admission?
  • is the China qualification formally admissible or articulated here for the M.A.?
  • is admissibility without preparatory study?
  • if I were to do this or that instead, will it admissible?
  • what’s the job picture like four years down the road with this thing?
  • what should I do to make the job picture better or more manageable for myself?

Trenchant questions:—

  • will your department hire someone with this qualification for a teaching post?
  • have you ever hired one before?
  • have you been asked this before?

Ouch! Kick the goolies there.

They know you’re UFO extraterrestrial anal-probing them. They’ll hum and har, fudge answers, hedge bets, and quickly show you the door. Then you’ll know your choices are shite.

If you should get the standard-issue brush-off reply — “We’ve no need for such a teaching post because of no course demand” — then you’ll know the true value of your faggoty subject discipline and toilet-ash China qualification.

Seeing that you didn’t come up with those questions and I did, maybe law school for me wasn’t useless after all. Pretty sure International Racist Relations minoring in Business Gouging Studies might be too challenging for you already. Stick to Comparative Paleoanthropolinguistics — less damage to yourself (and us).

Ask questions, but remember not to be an askhole too.

I rest my case.

via CDX Online eTextbook

Scorecard
WOFTAM 4 (no change)
Practicality 1½ (change +½ point)

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Knickers in a twist: Americano in China (1/2)

Friday 21 September 2012, 12.30am HKT


WE make wrong choices now and move on in the hope that the experience should help us make better decisions later. The axiom falls apart if the wrong choice should lead to results that are very hard to fix.

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A guy from the USA recently has been asking around about the ins and outs of continuing his studies abroad:—

“Anyways, I’m about to complete my undergraduate studies here at the University of [Somewhere] … I got accepted to a school in … the Beijing Normal University, with a scholarship for the next four years. I’m planning to major in International Relations. Should I go?”
Mr Chicken Chowmein Fajita

Mr CC Fajita (obviously not his real name) is half-Chinese/half-Latino or something, knows enough Chinese, and seems to have nothing tying him down in the States — his mother has passed away and father lives in another country. He says he’s not an excellent student but better than average, and admits he’s “a big procrastinator.”

Should he go or just stay put in the USA?

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