Dear plotless you, where’s your Muse?

Wednesday 22 July 2015, 4.00pm HKT


2.18pm local time, 27C (81°F), squally thunderstorms (yellow rainstorm warning)

chapter one bang2write

(via Bang2Write)

THERE you are, sitting there all forlorn and lonesome looking out the window pelted by the piss-stream of heavy rain, wondering where your Muse had gone — or, more accurately, why she has done a D.B. Cooper on you or “GTT” (“Gone to Texas” — absconded — the Muse, not your girlfriend).

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The name of the game is in the NAME

Tuesday 7 July 2015, 8.04am HKT


(Updated with additional ‘information’ since posting, hehehe)

spuds and bricks

IF you want a ‘power’ name, you’ve come to the right place.

Names for persons, for firms, characters, project names — you name it — and many take to me as the first port of call for advice for the longest time.

To wit, my invention “The Lipsync Lawyer” (among others) last April.

I’m flattered, but honestly too, I have to wonder about how some people dream up names, especially names for kids or for themselves.

Like this lot.

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Amended to fit in with the blog’s style and requirements (hah!):

Answer by The Naked Listener:

This question keeps showing up on my feed and it’s getting on my nerves (no offence to the asker, who is blameless for this), so I might as well answer it.

we will wok you

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Evidence removal for dummies

Friday 27 June 2014, 6.28pm HKT


1.53pm local time, 33°C (91.4°F), sunny but flamin’ hot

stains victim DSC3613

“THE VICTIM”

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Youthfulness

Wednesday 4 June 2014, 3.36pm HKT


3.11pm local time, 33°C (91°F), too hot for comfort

youthfulness

How could you, when you’re acting like having died at 25 and aren’t buried until 75?

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How to get cool friends

Sunday 27 April 2014, 2.35am HKT


9.44pm local time, 25°C (77°F), warm and rainy

finger friends via favim.com

(Photo: unknown, originally at ellielikesnoise.tumblr.com, via Favim.com & Quoteko.com)

YOU might believe me when I tell you that this post had been left forgotten in draft mode since 24 Jan 2009 — till now.

Of course, this is a none-too-subtle hint to some ‘friends’ of mine in the Outernet (i.e. real life).

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