Dear plotless you, where’s your Muse?

2.18pm local time, 27C (81°F), squally thunderstorms (yellow rainstorm warning)

(via Bang2Write)

THERE you are, sitting there all forlorn and lonesome looking out the window pelted by the piss-stream of heavy rain, wondering where your Muse had gone — or, more accurately, why she has done a D.B. Cooper on you or “GTT” (“Gone to Texas” — absconded — the Muse, not your girlfriend).

The name of the game is in the NAME

(Updated with additional ‘information’ since posting, hehehe)

IF you want a ‘power’ name, you’ve come to the right place.

Names for persons, for firms, characters, project names — you name it — and many take to me as the first port of call for advice for the longest time.

To wit, my invention “The Lipsync Lawyer” (among others) last April.

I’m flattered, but honestly too, I have to wonder about how some people dream up names, especially names for kids or for themselves.

Like this lot.

I am Chinese. I made up an English name “Jushine” for myself yesterday. Is it pronounceable for a native English speaker?

Amended to fit in with the blog’s style and requirements (hah!):

Answer by The Naked Listener:

This question keeps showing up on my feed and it’s getting on my nerves (no offence to the asker, who is blameless for this), so I might as well answer it.